Suggested Forum Signature and Yahoo Answers Files Make sure you follow all Terms of Service. Some discussion forums allow more obvious commercial language than others. You may not be comfortable with all of these -- some are designed to get noticed, and even be controversial. Do what's best for you. Test and track -- use the ones that get you the most clicks. 1. An 85 year old grandmother is kicking your ass in the stock market! YOURLINK 2. An 85 year old grandmother is kicking your ass in the stock market. Find out how right now! YOURLINK 3. How you can cash investment checks whether the stock market goes up or down. YOURLINK 4. How you can cash investment checks whether interest rates go up or down. YOURLINK 5. Invest for income -- enjoy life whether the stock market goes up or down! YOURLINK 6. Your broker, your mutual fund manager, and all the investment gurus have brainwashed you. Learn the truth about income investing -- or remain a sucker. YOURLINK 7. Stop gambling in the stock market! Buy an ever-growing stream of income, by partnering with businesses that prosper in good times and bad. YOURLINK 8. You don't have to lose money in the stock market just because the Dow Jones and S&P 500 are below their 1999 highs. Discover the secrets to investing for income now. YOURLINK 9. Find out what an 85-year old grandmother who's too busy enjoying life to read THE WALL STREET JOURNAL can teach you about investing for income. YOURLINK 10. Think the stock market's down now because of the subprime mortgage mess and the rising price of oil? Wait until 82 million baby boomers start selling off growth stocks to pay for their retirements! It's time to find out the truth about investing for income -- YOURLINK 11. If you follow Warren Buffett's advice and hold a stock "forever," when will you benefit from it? You aren't going to live forever! It's finally time to learn the secrets to investing for income. YOURLINK 12. Let the 2003 capital gains and income tax reductions expire . . . Refuse to drill for oil inside the United States . . . Create a trillion dollars' worth of new government entitlements . . . How far down will President Obama push the U.S. economy and the stock market? Defend yourself by investing for income. YOURLINK 13. Wall Street insiders know the stock market can't be predicted over the long run. They make millions by charging you commissions and fees. You don't need them -- they need you. Wise up, and pay only one-time deep discount commissions for income producing investments. Then cash checks for the rest of your life. YOURLINK 14. Do the unemployed stop turning on electric lights? Drinking water? Talking on the phone? Eating food? Putting gas into their cars? Living with some kind of roof over their head? Yes, they cut back. No, they don't stop. Invest in the basic needs of people and you'll cash checks through all economic ups and downs. YOURLINK 15. You'll have more fun blowing your money in a casino than buying the hot stocks the investing gurus and TV talking heads tell you about. If you want to see a return on your investments, discover the secrets to investing for income. YOURLINK 16. How many investment writers and gurus predicted the 2007 stock market downturn due to the subprime mortgage mess? None that I know of. And the investment newsletters have been predicting high oil and gold prices since 2000. Why rely on their advice? Learn the truth now. YOURLINK 17. Get paid by your investment portfolio whether the market goes up or down. YOURLINK 18. After the October 1929 stock market crash, the Dow Jones didn't reach its August 1929 peak again until late November 1954. Can you afford to wait 25 years just to break even with growth stocks? But people who reinvested dividends during that period saw their portfolio go up 4000% What sounds better to you? YOURLINK 19. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL calls 1999 to mid-2008 the nine "lost years," because the Dow Jones gained nothing. So much for the buy and hold growth stocks philosophy. How long before growth stocks grow again, given rising oil, weakening U.S. dollar, terrorism, baby boomer retirements and other economic threats? YOURLINK 20. How long before Social Security goes broke from baby boomer retirements? What's your Plan B for a great retirement? Try investing for income now. YOURLINK